come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Pants are for mortals
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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