You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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