I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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