You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You ate ashes out of my bong
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
