no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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