i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.