We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday