I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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