I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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