dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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