hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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