my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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