Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Randomize
