last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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