I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
tell me about the eggs
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