my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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