My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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