We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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