a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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