Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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