Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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