Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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