I want to make a zoo with you.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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