HIV tests are more positive than that guy
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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