Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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