The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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