why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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