i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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