She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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