haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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