i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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