You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The power of my boobs compel you
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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