Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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