don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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