When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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