He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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