Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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