I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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