you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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