WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
no you cant smoke seaweed
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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