You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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