Sponge bath it is.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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