I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
soo... how was my night?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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