Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm both gender and math confused
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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