in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Pooping to opera.
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