I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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