I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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