so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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