i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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