Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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