Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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