another moral hangover. fuck.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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