We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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