She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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